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Marketing is Entertainment

METHOD HOW to Let Bigfoot Zombie Help You to Be More Successful

No Need to be Grumpy. Why? Because Bigfoot Zombie is there for You!

METHOD HOW to Immediately Find Out What is Holding You Back

Okay, sure, we all want to become successful in one way or another, even if we feel that “Successful” is a corny word. But watch out with that “word judgement” thing. Did you know that when you are judgmental of others there is a chance that it can actually be you judging you? Fascinating stuff is how the thoughts we have about the people around us, are often a reflection of how we feel about ourselves. Thankfully there is an easy way out of all this. What is it? To let the Bigfoot Zombies in the world lighten our mood. And with the big furry one on our side, anything is possible. Even having creative process be super simple so that the “art” literally gushes out of us.

METHOD HOW to See Where it all Comes from

The reality is that you could be a lot closer to what you are seeking than you think you are. Are you sick of the “Self Help” approach to things? We are too. All that stuff did now work for us either. It is not easy to do, but if you just allow yourself to consider the possibility of being the success that you want to be, it can make all the difference. It is possible to not just have an external strategy, but you can have an internal one as well. Because it all starts in our minds, regardless of what anyone says. When you do something, even if you surprise yourself by doing so, the origin of that moment comes from, your, well, brain.

METHOD HOW to Get the SECRET HOW

The METHOD HOW to Get the SECRET HOW to Use the Creative Process to Monetize Our Lives. Since what you want to do starts as a thought first, you are now ready to proceed to monetizing your life. Monetize your life? Sure, why not? Having this as a possible income is available to all, no matter how successful you are – or not – at the transmutation of concretizing musing. The secret is that there is no secret. You already know all this stuff. Putting it into the format you are reading from right now, is nothing more than the hope of triggering the knowledge about such matters that you already have. Chances are that if you were drawn to this, you do not need it. That’s right. If you were open to exploring further concepts promoted, this is the signal that you already posses it all!

METHOD HOW to Put Together a Strategic Plan in Five Minutes or Less

Plus, it should be added that you already know, that you know. There are no major revelations here. Only that you should have more confidence about the strong mental tools you posses. It is simply a matter of extroverting your existing knowledge into a plan. A strategic plan, or as we like to look at it, one of your latest “strategies.” Our creating of these strategies is really nothing more than our sincere hope to maybe even have a little bit to do with you finally embracing what you are aware of and then act on it. So, if you read this paragraph in five minutes or less, then you have just put together your strategic plan which is of course “To listen to yourself.”

“But wait,” you exclaim. “I thought I was going to learn from Bigfoot Zombie how to become more successful?!”

METHOD HOW to Take Action Just like Sasquatch Undead Does!

You are correct. Really all that Bigfoot Zombie has to add to the discussion and strategy, is that of course it helps if you can write it down. But honestly, as B.Z. would put it, make certain that if you do put your thoughts into actions written out, be very careful. Because if you are like Bigfoot Zombie, sometimes when putting down into letters and words what prior existed solely in your mind, this can sometimes stifle things. In other words, what the big fuzzy Sasquatch Undead wishes to convey, is that you would likely be best served by writing down step by step triggers. Because if you do more than that, you could be getting into details that prevent you from spontaneously acting on what the moment has brought you as an opportunity to take a step forward with. Also, as anyone who does Media Administration knows, in the end it is all sales and marketing anyway

METHOD HOW to Become a Winner in Business and Life!

In order to Let Bigfoot Zombie truly make a difference in your life and business is to never forget you already know. But then, you already know that!

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Marketing is Entertainment

Bigfoot Zombie Takes on the Project Promoting “Cause Marketing” to the BFZD

It is more than a dream but seems to have become a reality. Bigfoot Zombie, who resides in “Inwood Hill Park” has taken on the responsibility to promote the work-in-progress “Cause Marketing” strategy to BFZD (Big Foot Zombie Demographic).

This is big news. It is the first know case of a Bigfoot Zombie marketing to other Bigfoot Zombies. The only problem is that Bigfoot Zombie is not entirely sure there are other Bigfoot Zombies other than himself. Whereas selling a product to, say, sasquatch’s, would be very simple because there are so many of them. But those sometimes just called BFZ’s is an entirely different manner.

Though, Bigfoot Zombie is a fighter, and is determined to make it happen. He figures he must of had a Bigfoot Zombie father and a Bigfoot Zombie mother, but he unfortunately he has no memory of them.

But Bigfoot Zombie is not a quitter. He is going to get the word out about the METHOD HOW to Do Cause Marketing as You Make a Difference and Grow Your Business.”

Bigfoot Zombie is a being of action and has decided to do research at the Inwood Library in Upper Manhattan (but please, no one burst his bubble, at least yet, by telling him that the Inwood Library is closed because of construction).

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Marketing is Entertainment

We Knew he had a Lot of Pull Because Pets Want to be Him, but it Turns out that Bigfoot Zombie’s Job is Generating Interest in himself because he is a Startup Introvert!

He is an entrepreneur!

All these years that B.Z. has been hiding out for some reason, then being seen every so often for the camera. We now know why. Like any Startup Introvert who has a business, “Sasquatch Undead” tries to be captured by the paparazzi lens as little as possible

The Never Ending Need to Make an Appearance

As we have been hinting at all these years, Mr. Zombie has his own company dedicated to keeping the hype alive. For a while there after a string of critics made it know they thought the pictures were fake and featured someone in a monkey suit. Bigfoot Zombie went into a long depression and identity crisis.

New Hope

But then a decade or so later, there was new interest in this primate and walking dead combo. Reality shows of a new kind surfaced that had as its sole purpose, the “scientific” approach to try to get an image of the big furry guy.

The Fascination Continues

This Sasquatch works remotely with the producers of these programs to make himself visible for a “sighting.” Apparently, his business is working, because there seems to be a lot of interest in him being caught on camera a distance away, but close enough to confirm his existence.

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BFZ Helps with an Experiment

Big Foot Zombie Helps Out with with the First Post of Five Across Five Blog Coalition Sites, Regarding How to Do Online Campaigns for Your Business in a Post COVID-19 World

A Special Thanks to Big Foot Zombie for Doing His Part in Helping Entrepreneurs Getting Back on their Feet (Pun Intended) Post Pandemic

First off, a big thank you goes out to Big Foot Zombie for allowing us to create this blog post on his blog which is one in a series of five different blogs that when strung together will be a teaching tool for small business owners and those starting an entrepreneurial project.

Monsters Normally Scare People, like the picture of the signs above show, but BFZ is Proof that They Can be a Positive Part of the Educational Process in a COVID Recovery!

We know that mythical creatures can sometimes be less than hospitable, but it is all rave for this big hairy guy. He knows this will be helpful for businesses getting back into the swing, who were negatively impacted by the Pandemic. Thank you BFZ for lending us the space and making a difference as a Sasquatch Undead.

So now, on with this informative post!

For those entrepreneurs who faced major walls in keeping your business alive, our hearts go out to you. COVID-19 has been an unwelcome guest regarding retail and all those who depended on in person customers.

Things Change

Strategies for your business model have gone down the tubes. Everything has changed and has done so in the worst possible way.

Getting Motivated in a World of Stress

Sometimes you wonder, why even move forward? The end of your business is nearing. The Pandemic has taken everything you know how to do and has made your skillset no longer relevant. So, you decide to act anyway. Even though you know it is pointless. Or is it?

The Key

What can you do now since you are not a salesperson? How can you possibly move forward? The key is to Start with the Basics

Keeping Track

Maybe you even took this step already, or maybe you always meant to, but now you can. And easily. Better late than never to start it, or really use it properly, depending on how your relationship has been up until now, in terms of this tool. What is it? It is the process of starting to keep track of your prospective clients and existing ones in a better manner.

A Free Tool

We are talking about using a free tool, such as Mailchimp, to be gathering emails for. What do you have to lose? Why not give it a choice, now that you see more clearly the holes that you are faced with. You need to patch up the wall. And a way to do this is to start collecting emails from those who have an interest in what you do, as well as your existing customers.

Your Business Solves a Problem

To make this process work, the key is to look at your existing insight as an expert of your solution. What problem is it that what you do is? Even if you do not think of what you do as being about solving problems, take a deeper look.

Access to Insights Can Make a Difference

What do your customers even come to you in the first place? What motivates them? Why do they need you? With these kinds of insights, you can start to build and bake into your business, the key you offer to customers to make their issues go away. Or at least for the moment.

A Free Solution

So, the time is now, if you are using an email system that is costing you. The great thing is you can always export all your emails, and set them up once again, but this time around with a free solution such as Mailchimp mentioned.

To Collect or Not Collect

Ultimately you should only use the email solution that works for you. Your task now is taking a look at how to keep your current prospects in the loop, and the solution could very well be to collect email addresses.

Keep your eyes open on the Blog Coalition to learn where the second of of five posts will be implemented!

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Fame Factor

If You Were Making a Comedic Sales Video, Who Would You Cast as Your Spokesperson? A Cartoon, a Semi-Celeb or Maybe Even Big Foot Zombie Himself?!

If you have decided that you want to do a funny video ad with a spokesperson, deciding what kind of spokesperson you want can be one of your most important choices to make.

Why?

Because character and environment as depicted in your spot is something you want to get right.

Let’s say hypothetically Big Foot Zombie was going to be your spokesperson.

Now, as the writer of the video, you need to make an executive decision. What is a funnier place to have Big Foot Zombie in? The forrest or an executive meeting room sitting at the head of the table, with human in business outfits with ties and such?

If your decision was to set the commercial in the forrest, you could be right. We are not saying that BFZ cannot be capable of hilarity amongst trees. It can happen. But…

For most people the choice would be the executive meeting room as the big furry guy’s best shot at making the viewer laugh. Why? Because a Big Foot Zombie was less likely to be seen in a room with business people at a table.

If we are honest with ourselves, and want to be very literal about it, getting rid of both the forest and the executive meeting room as choices would make the most sense since Big Foot Zombies are mythical creatures and likely do not really exist so scratch Sasquatch Undead entirely.

But we are not trapped in reality here because this is comedy!

Why go for the laughter? Because humor can be a great way for advertisers to gain attention and stand out from others. This said though, it is also important to not be merely going for the giggle, because in the end you want the brand being promoted to reach and stay in the mind of the viewer.

Unless you have zillions and zillions of dollars and can get your commercial in front of viewers and again and again, and therefore, despite the viewers having laughed when seeing the spot, it was not until their 30th time of such individuals seeing it that they finally notice for the first time the brand name flashed for a millisecond at the end of the video.

One way to avoid having to have an unlimited budget because of needing to to show an ad ton of times (on TV especially), is to INTEGRATE the BRAND into the the COMMERCIAL’S PREMISE.

In other words, make the brand a fun and enjoyable part of the ad.

How? If you turn up the volume on your creativity you will come up with a lot of ideas.

Essentially, the key is to make the brand a part of a character’s identity or exist and be embodied as an important idea.

Having representation of the brand throughout your video means that you or your client will hopefully laugh all the way to the bank!

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In the Shadows

Frightening or Meaningful, Yet Traumatic, Thoughts?


In the USA it is Friday, October 21, and in 10 days there will be a celebration, but, not for what you might think.

What you are about to experience is intended as being for entertainment purposes only.

We say this because we are about to go inside of Bigfoot Zombie’s brain. And it is a scary place. You are being warned. The reason we are sharing this macabre presentation is because BFZ wanted to be with us a week from now. To try to win the important day a week from today, was his original idea. But we are reserving it for a topic dear to our heart that will be celebrated on the 29th 3 days before the 31st. But October 31st will not be having a festive mood for what you might think. We will see you then. And in the meantime, to placate Bigfoot Zombie we gave him this today’s slot in the schedule instead of the 28th.

Go for it Bigfoot Zombie!

I am afraid.

Hello and welcome to my brain. The folks at USA Make a Difference gave me today to do my act rather than a week from now. I am doing this as written words because I can not speak. I can only growl. Yet, my thoughts are lucid. For various reasons some people get ghostly during this time of year. So in keeping with this idea I am now going to share my own frightful personal thoughts INSIDE MY BRAIN!

In the Full Moon of Tricks and Treats and Maniacs Wreaking Havoc!

Ghoulish Bigfoot Zombie, a Creature and Beast, who is Pathetically Vulnerable (Like a Large, Spike Covered Club Ready to Bash in Your Cerebral Cortex). You Desire a Way Out as Your Blood Curdling Lifestyle (DEATHstyle?!) into Entrepreneurial Doom! YOU are Bigfoot Zombie!

Since YOU are Bigfoot Zombie, Your Only Hope for Escaping the Pain is to Tank the Disastrous Negative Feelings Swimming inside YOU. This could Impede and Even Become the So-Called Chain Breaking Trapdoor to YOUR Problems on the special day, the 31st. Will You Make it Out Alive as Others Seeking “Salvation” instead of “Scare-vation?” You Can Too if You are Able to Take a Gamble on Your Shocking Solution Locked behind Your Creepy Computer.

Negativity has Reared its Disastrous Blood Curdling Face of Horror that Will Put in the Tailspin

Working from home can be agony. You face your personal demons. You feel like a lunatic with someone in the shadows lurking there and watching you. They are ready to melt you down with their menacing plans.

Turn Off My Wounded Outlook!

But then you caution yourself. Why let them do what they do? Yes, you are not crazy, just someone who over thinks things. In truth, the being that is prodding you, torturing you, and making sure you do not experience the positive, is you, of course. You can be your own poisoning worst deceiving and scary comrade.

It is Ever Looming!

It is laughable you had even just hoped for a solution. If there was one you would be the last one to, have it? Or you are the one to take the lead and show the kindred spirits in pain the way out? But how, if you have been bumbling through this undertaking, like a bomb ready to be set off, can be the buffoon, how can you help with ghosts and goblins?

Bad Ruminations will Annihilate YOU!

You have inherited this shattering, frightening, frantic perception. Even writing things using words like epidemic (referring to the now looming third stage of the evil pandemic), or worrisome figments of the English language like “cataclysmic,” you have been making some forward motion toward showing others how to get beyond the hall of mirrors reflecting hopelessness.

All will be fine as long as what has splintered is NOT a mirror. But wait, you look into the shard of the looking glass and there is no reflection. Could it be?!

Yours in fright,

Count Bigfoot Zombie!

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COVID-19

Yianni Stamas’ COVID-19 Bigfoot Zombie Search

Corona Concerns

Yianni Stamas, digital author and web manager, is extremely worried that Bigfoot Zombie (also known as Sasquatch Undead) has contracted the Coronavirus. This theory is based on the most recent sighting of the big lug, which took place in Inwood Hill Park in Inwood Manhattan, NY, near where Yianni lives and works. Following is a brief report that Stamas wrote based on his investigation into the matter.

More Bravery and Thoughtfulness from the Medical Community

Hi, Yianni here. I researched the sighting and discovered that the person claiming to have seen the fabulous beast, is an NYC ambulance driver, who despite only having a brief chat with the mythical creature, noted (due to her medical background) that the otherworldly mammal seemed to have the symptoms of the deadly disease or variants including shortness of breath and coughing.

Images with a Tradition

But before she could recommend to the strange being that he should seek medical help, BZ vanished into the brush. In retrospect, the paramedic worries she may have offended him because she did not use her phone to take a “proof of Bigfoot Zombie existence” picture of him that as required (to match other such photos throughout history), needed to be blurry and out of focus. Also, Bigfoot Zombie was not wearing a mask, so she gave him one from her emergency supplies that she carries with her for occasions like this one.

A “Monster” is Having a Hard Time Getting Vaccinated

My personal theory about this sighting was that Bigfoot Zombie was crying out for help because he did not get his two vaccine shots. No medical records I was able to get access to get access had a listing stating that Bigfoot Zombie had been vaccinated. Of course, it is possible that he may have gotten the shots using a pseudonym. There was the name of one individual calling himself simply “Zombie” who had received the single shot version of the vaccine.

A Creditless Ghoul

I was excited that I had seemingly acquired a good lead, but it turns out that “Zombie” was just that, a zombie. In my video chat with Zombie, he claimed to have been an unlisted extra in the original 1968 version of “Night of the Living Dead.”

Getting in Touch with Your Inner Undead

When I did an online search, I discovered an odd website that said that Bigfoot Zombie had gotten in touch with the Zombie side of his family, and through clever horror makeup had been able to work as a background player for the NEWER 1990 version of “Night of the Living Dead.” In other words, his claim was that he was able to look less like a bigfoot and instead more resembling a zombie. But when I went onto the online actor database, Bigfoot Zombie was not included in the credits for “Living Dead” 1990. Poor BZ. Bigfoot Zombie we believe in you and want to thank you for your continued efforts to be caught in the “nick of time” on camera. Admittedly, Bigfoot still has the larger audience in terms of movies and reality shows, but we would take “Bigfoot Zombie” over a mere Bigfoot, any day!

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BFZ Fave Tips

Big Foot Zombie Offers Some of His Most Favorite Ways of Making Money Online

Save and Save and Save Again

With the availability of High Yield Online Savings Accounts, now more than ever, it is important to save. It is suggested that if you are working a job for “the man” that you divide your income into three different parts: (1) money you save, (2) your basic living needs, and (3) funds for pursuing your interests as well as for entertainment and other things that you do in your free time. Regardless of how much you make we believe that you should be saving and/or investing with at least 33 and 1/3 of your paycheck regardless of how small or big.

Offer a Service

So far, we have covered investing and saving as passive income streams. Another thing to consider is doing a service. Of course, the best possible way to do this is to not do the service yourself but to manage others who do it. Managing will take a bit of time, but this approach allows you to work on several different jobs with your staff at the same time thereby multiplying what you can make. And being that as of this writing many are staying at home and working via their computer, you have the option to make your service available digitally. The key here is to have a service that solves a problem that your customers have.

Apply Digital Transformation to Your Existing Business

Do you have an existing company that you would like to have more digital income streams? This is known as Digital Transformation and is important for those with their own entrepreneurial activities. It is recommended that they make certain they can convert the problem that they solve with a digital solution. If you have your own entity it is vital that you figure out ways to exist more in the digital domain. Why? Because now more than ever, digital is the key to what consumers are looking for so they can use them at home due to the Pandemic.

Create an Online Course

Consider making online courses. Are you an expert in something or do you know someone who is? Or even “know of” someone who is? Regardless, you can put together your own online course that is automated and delivers its educational information digitally. One way of doing this is having a membership website. Students of your course would gain access to this site that contains learning materials including web videos, text, downloadable PDFs and so on. This can be quite lucrative if your course offers the solution to a problem for which there are people in need.

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BigFootZombie

Yianni Stamas Uncovers Bigfoot Zombie’s Age!

How Old is He?

We here at BigFootZombie.com are very excited about yesterday’s Total Solar Eclipse and are intrigued to find out how many major eclipses this big hairy creature has experienced. Why? Because if we look at the eclipse timeline we might get a better idea on how old Bigfoot Zombie is, which is something he has never before been willing to disclose. We were also curious as to whether or not he was genetically linked to werewolves. And if so, will he howl when the eclipse occurs?

Will He Howl?

The results are in. He does not howl at the moon, but we can attest to the fact after watching the Total Solar Eclipse with him yesterday, he does seem to grunt more than usual. And yes, he shared with us the major eclipses he has lived through thereby indirectly revealing his age. Read below to see the list, courtesy of Wikipedia, of these eclipses as well as for the first time in history learn how many years this Sasquatch Undead has been among us.

Notable Eclipses During Bigfoot Zombie’s Life

29 May 1919: this total eclipse was photographed by Arthur Eddington to verify general relativity (see Eddington experiment)

20 June 1955: longest total eclipse between 1901 and 2000, lasting a maximum of 7 minutes and 8 seconds

30 June 1973: a Concorde jet flew along the path, thereby extending the length of totality to 74 min.

29 March 1987: second hybrid eclipse in less than one year

11 July 1991: Solar eclipse with the shortest gamma, of only -0.00412.

31 July 2000: the second solar eclipse within one calendar month, the first being on 2000 July 1.

14 December 2020: eclipse watched with B.Z.

We now know that our friend who wears a size 17 sneaker is at least 101 years old!

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BFZ Friends

I Saw Bigfoot Zombie.

Hi my name is Janet. I’m a performance artist whose work is committed to give Native Americans the voice they deserve. I find it frustrating though because many Americans are not open to hearing the truth about Native Americans.

And yes, I saw Bigfoot Zombie. I was walking in Inwood Hill Park. For those of you who don’t know this park, it is located in a section of Manhattan, NY just north of Washington Heights named Inwood. It has a park where allegedly Native Americans sold to a traveler (for some beads), what was later to become New York City.

Yet another example of a suppression of Native Americans. I was thinking this as I walked to the cement block in the park that is supposedly located at the exact spot where the sale was made all those years ago.  It was starting to get dark and there was no one around most likely because of COVID-19.

Suddenly I heard a gravelly  male voice saying:

“Yes, the exact spot. Not such a great deal for the Native Americans.”

Without turning around my first thought was that this could be a dangerous man. I knew I had to be careful and sometimes the best way to be safe is to engage in a soft and mellow conversation.

I pivoted slowly and found myself face to face with Bigfoot Zombie wearing a medical mask as I was. He spoke.

“Good evening. You can believe that I will keep the 6 foot of distance from you. I hope I didn’t frighten you.”

I responded.

“Not at all. I’m a big fan.”

“I’m glad to hear that. I think it is deplorable the way the Native Americans have been treated over the years.”

“I agree with you Mr. Bigfoot Zombie.”

“Call me BFZ.”

And then BFZ and I engaged in a thoughtful and exciting conversation about the plight of Native Americans. And I must admit I got some great ideas for my next performance art piece.