Another Interview Attempt

We received a lot of worried emails from last month’s interview with the big guy himself. The thing that people seemed the most upset about is the BFZ (Big Foot Zombie” made the statement there were more like him and together they would all eat up the entire human race (admittedly we are exaggerating a bit.”

Throughout the end of July and early August we tried desperately to get another interview with Mr. BigFootZombie. I think his name is Gerald actually, much like the national commercial that is currently running. If you’ve seen the spot, you know what we’re talking about.

I did finally get Gerald to agree to the interview as long as I brought along the salt and pepper because he’s running low himself. I don’t quite know what he means by this?

Gerald did finally show up. He grabbed the salt and pepper from me, and I have to admit, I was terrified. Or should I say AM terrified because I am writing this as I get dirty looks from Gerald. I…

Editor’s Note. We are sorry to inform you that our Head Interviewer was eaten in the line of duty. We appreciate his tenacity over the years…What the…Gerald is that you? If so I…

(FADE OUT as sounds of munching prevail).