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Stamas Bros Photo of BigFootZombie that Bears Striking Resemblance to Famous One of B.F.
Stamas Bros Photo of BigFootZombie that Bears Striking Resemblance to Famous One of B.F.

BigFoot Zombie is the new and improved photo quest of the creature formerly known as just BigFoot. To ensure that BigFoot Zombie is even more popular than the mere B.F., the Stamas Bros – who are known for their unique marketing ability to make legends up to 30% more legendary (results may vary) – have been called in by the B.F.Z.F.C.O.T.O.C.N.M. (BigFoot Zombie Fan Club of Truth or Consequences, New Mexico) to develop this new mythical creature craze. Because things that have two names are allegedly much more cool than simply having a single moniker, the Stamas Bros coin the title “Sasquatch Undead.” The term Sasquatch Undead is immediately shot down by the P.W.W.T.E.T.S.B.T.C.S.T.(People Who Want Things Easy to Spell Because They Can’t Spell Themselves) who demand that an alternative set of words be come up with that don’t contain a “Q.” But they are too late because SasQuatchUndead.com has already been registered as a domain name despite the fact that the target audience consiting of G.P.s (Gullible People) won’t be able to spell it, rendering having the domain name SasQuatchUndead useless. A grassroot movement is started that have the cause of getting rid of not only BigFootZombie.com but also SasQuatchUndead.com for fear that neither label has had enough exposure on the cover of the “National Enquirer.” In a shocking turn of events, it is discovered that the movement is allegedly secretly being run by the National Enquirer’s competing paper “Weekly World News” that as can be seen by this websites’ header has been done to death. Finally, the Stamas Bros respectively request that you click on SasquatchUndead.com so the domain name gets at least some use.

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