BigFoot Zombie Tells it Like it is

Yo, like you can’t even see me in the collage above (I’m the speck to the lower left with the BIG images featuring the Stamas Bros!


BigFoot Zombie Goes on the Record

This is a message from me, yes me, BigFoot Zombie himself. Look, I’ll be frank. I’m going to tell it like it is. Being a mythical creature ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. My days are filled with making crunching sounds in the woods so that those who are seeking to prove I’m real will at least have something to talk about.

BFZ Takes His Mission Seriously

It comes down to being responsible to carry out in the 21st century the excitement that folklore can bring to folks.

“Okay,”

you may ask,

“…If you’re able to do things like work with the Stamas Bros on marketing campaigns, doesn’t that ruin the mystique of the the question of your existence?”

Great question. No, strangely enough it doesn’t ruin the mystique of my existence because when I publicly work with my buds, the Stamas Bros, on promotional projects like How to Get New Customers, people just assume it’s a publicity stunt and that I’m actually a guy in a suit.

A Society that no Longer Believes in Magic

You see, everyone’s so jaded that the don’t believe in anything anymore, let alone that BigFoot Zombie would be designing websites and doing marketing work. Well I am working on a campaign with the Stamas Bros. A campaign for a brand new website called How to Get More Customers.

A Word of Advice from “The Footster

I think why I’m doing what I’m doing is because despite not being believed for what I am, I still believe in make-believe. I mean, if you’re going to believe in something you may as well believe in fairies, elves and gremlins. In fact, I’ve never met a gremlin I didn’t like. They are kissing cousins with leprechauns.

Leprechauns are Terrific Entertainers

Leprechauns by the way are terrific entertainers. “Leprechaun in the Hood” is one of my all time favorite movies. If you haven’t seen it yet you should really check it out. Warwick Davis is awesome in it. I sat next to him in a vendor booth at a comic convention. He is a little bit grumpy though. I accidently set something down on his table and he was peeved.